The Mad Dog's Disclaimer

The Mad Dog has been known to go after slow moving cars. He's constantly chasing his tail and his leg twitches when he dreams. He's easily distracted by cats, birds and wind blown scraps of paper. He often perceives sounds above the range of human hearing. He occasionally comes when called and loves to be petted. He will not heel,  and is rarely coherent around females of his species...  

He plans to put up a professional looking web page when he has the time.